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Feb 5, 2022

Moonfall

Ah Roland Emmerich, you destructive, loud, glorious son of a bitch. Once again, you’ve made a movie that’ll run and re-run on the FX network from now until the next apocalypse film you scrounge together the cash to shoot. Moonfall is another classic Emmerich doomporn destructogasm of CGI and flimsy…

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Dec 31, 2021

2021 isn’t over yet?

2021 isn’t over yet? It feels like it is. In multiple conversations I’ve mentioned it being ‘last year’. I’m having fun running stats on my viewing habits, sort of like a Spotify Wrapped. A Filmify Wrapped, if you will. This year, I’ve recorded having seen 43 movies, but I’m sure…

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Dec 21, 2021

Spiderman: No Way Home

Tl;dr: NWH is a fun movie that’s nearly all fanservice on the level of Avengers: Endgame, with a dark and heartfelt story and a completely broken character arc. Worth the hype. Or is it? Classic Entertainment Spiderman: No Way Home is such a fun movie. From start to finish, we had fun…

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Spiderman: No Way Home
Spiderman: No Way Home
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Dec 13, 2021

Shang-Chi

So I watched another comic book movie set in San Francisco during the throes of my homesickness. Unfortunately this one only spends a small portion in the city, and I gotta say- I want more… Kung Fu MCU Shang-Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings is probably the best, most satisfying MCU media…

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Dec 12, 2021

Venom: Let there be Carnage

I was pretty happy watching Venom 2, but I think my viewing was biased due to the fact that I’m very homesick right now, and they kept running around my town doing stuff. In hindsight, I may have enjoyed the first film a lot more for the same reasons. [Heading 1] Venom…

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Venom: Let there be Carnage
Venom: Let there be Carnage
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Nov 16, 2021

Oblivion

I’ve seen Tom Cruise’s Oblivion maybe half a dozen times, and I can tell you with confidence, this movie deserves a place among the pantheon with the best sci-fi films of all time. The score is stellar, the visuals are unparalleled, and the story is original and gripping. I cite…

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Oblivion
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Nov 13, 2021

The Devil Wears Prada

I apologize for the immature Tweet that promoted this review. I decided to sell my principles for commercial success. Much like Andy, in the fantastic 2006 film, The Devil Wears Prada, reviewed with 100% fewer homophobia! Andy to Andrea The Devil Wears Prada is a fantastic example of telling engaging stories by…

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Nov 8, 2021

Halloween Kills

I wanted to watch Last Night in Soho, but to my surprise, the house was completely full about thirty minutes before the film started, and so instead of watching the next Edgar Wright effort I was instead forced to choose between a crowded and underhyped showing of Eternals or Halloween…

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Halloween Kills
Halloween Kills
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Nov 5, 2021

Why Michael Bay’s Transformers films are Narrative Genius

lol Justifying the Discussion Michael Bay’s Transformers series has never truly been a set of films worthy of a complex analysis. Every time I do mention the name, I’m met with groans, rolling eyes and a palpable reduction of people’s respect for me. Admittedly, sitting and watching the movies actively deteriorates my self…

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Why Michael Bay’s Transformers films are Narrative Genius
Why Michael Bay’s Transformers films are Narrative Genius
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Nov 1, 2021

The Danish Girl

I don’t know if you can tell by now, but I love talking about movies. Last night I watched The Danish Girl, starring Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander, both of whose names I spelled correctly without looking up. Affording Respect The Danish Girl is a wonderful, thought provoking, uncomfortably intimate story of…

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The Danish Girl
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